Africa time American holidays are funny in Africa baby Gonzo beachin' it up beat dook beef jerky is delicious birthday love bizzle bluegrass bucket list by popular request call me nurse Call out Connie carolina girls really are the best in the world carrboro is for townies chapel thrill crack in your coffee culture shock D.C. darn it why is there still glitter everywhere Debbie Downer came to town delicious grubbing derby DUSON eve excited anyway fan club flashback friday FOFP friendiversary G and G gettin' lucky in Kentucky gone to carolina in my mind good books Haiti Happy Holidays hash heart carolina i am a tar heel i heart mountains I'm a child of the Disney generation I'm coming home in review in roy we trust insufficient gratitude jet set across America KCMC keeping it local Kelly G-love kilimanjaro kvetch Liles make me smile love Louisville Love NC Lulu making new memories with old friends Materuni waterfalls meg and bex music makes my ears smile my dad is superman new2lou Obama pediatric nurse practitioner playing outside post secret red river gorge resource-limited medicine ridiculously unprepared safari njema school of life Shakori sharing the love shout outs skipping town soap box song of the week sorry i'm not sorry stand up for what's right Sunday Funday swahili kidogo Tanzania Tekoa the dirty D the life of a twenty something time to put my big girl pants on tobacco road townie love TZ pics unc bball is a dynasty UofL viral video woo hoo it's my birthday xoxo zebras

Thursday, January 26, 2012

Things I've learned in Kentucky

When you live alone and you run out of pie... It means that YOU ate the entire pie.

This is America.  Buy comfortable toilet paper.

Have a go-to beverage.  You don't make your first impression, your drink does.  Bourbon > umbrellas

Girls be crazy.  Good girlfriends are hard to come by.  Make time for them.

ALWAYS have an escape route: NYC, Colorado, VA, NC.

Having children is inversely proportional to your knowledge of the best viral videos.

Dogs are like children.  They will infuriate you to no end but you can't help but love them... even when they're turds.

Fortune favors the bold.

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